The Blog of Zach Francis

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 01:28:04 -0500

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.

Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.

Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children

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Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:28:55 -0500

melissaanelli: “IF ROMNEY WINS, I DIE” - Big Bird. Thanks...

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 23:37:42 -0400

melissaanelli:

“IF ROMNEY WINS, I DIE” - Big Bird. Thanks @newsweek

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:29:19 -0400

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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Sun, 23 Sep 2012 15:00:32 -0400

you ever miss someone so much…someone who you truly care about, and always wonder what they are doing, thinking, feeling, etc… Someone who you wish you could be with, but distance is the factor keeping you both apart from each other. Distance is the one thing that keeps you guessing whether or not they are still even interested in you, or whether or not they are with someone else… Its hard, harder than one would think to go down an endless road of wondering, and guessing constantly to the point where it drives you mad! But in the end, you look at yourself, and you take one look at her and realize that everything, the struggle and the pain is worth it.

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Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:04:01 -0400

I honestly don’t know what to do, I feel like I am in the awkward (and heartache-ing) situation where I might like someone more than they like me… especially when you are distanced from each other it is always hard to tell….but it is starting to seem more and more true, that I do like her more than she likes me (hell, that is if she still even likes me?!?). I don’t know, perhaps I am going crazy or maybe i’m entirely sane. But when you like someone so much and you truly know how great they are, being “crazy” sort of just goes out the window (it is entirely arbitrary at this point)…right? Being crazy sort of comes with the “job” (the job of liking or loving someone, but in my case its “like”, lets not jump the gun here!) We shall see how things pan out…!

Ask away.

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:10:34 -0400

0. Height
1.Virgin?
2.Shoe Size
3.Do you Smoke?
4.Do you Drink?
5.Do you take drugs?
6.Age you get mistaken for
7.Have Tattoos?
8.Want any tattoos?
9.Got any Piercings?
10.Want any Piercings?
11.Best friend?
12.Relationship status
13.Biggest turn ons
14.Biggest turn offs
15.Favorite Movie
16.I’ll love you if
17.Someone you miss
18.Most traumatic experience
19.A fact about your personality
20.What I hate most about myself
21.What I love most about myself
22.What I want to be when I get older
23.My relationship with my sibling(s)
24.My relationship with my parent(s)
25.My idea of a perfect date
26.My biggest pet peeves
27.A description of the girl/boy I like
28.A description of the person I dislike the most
29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30.What I hate the most about work/school
31.What your last text message says
32.What words upset me the most
33.What words make me feel the best about myself
34.What I find attractive in women
35.What I find attractive in men
36.Where I would like to live
37.One of my insecurities
38.My childhood career choice
39.My favorite ice cream flavor
40.Who wish I could be
41.Where I want to be right now
42.The last thing I ate
43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44.A random fact about anything
PLEASE ASK MEEEEE

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Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:32:47 -0400

"I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go."

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 14:14:49 -0400

“I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald (via liveandletlive)

I’m never going to give up on her…

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 09:46:35 -0400

I’m never going to give up on her…

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Wed, 05 Sep 2012 00:34:56 -0400

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Mon, 27 Aug 2012 00:18:44 -0400

Honesty Hour

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 22:37:28 -0400

Honesty Hour:

It’d be pretty cute if you guys/ladies asked me some questions.

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

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Sun, 26 Aug 2012 15:21:49 -0400

It was plain to see that my old pet needed someone. But if it...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:32:00 -0400

It was plain to see that my old pet needed someone. But if it were left up to Roger, we’d be bachelors forever. He was married to his work, writing songs. Songs about romance… of all things, something he knew absolutely nothing about. Oh, he’s intelligent enough, as humans go. And I think you could say, Roger is a rather handsome animal in his way.

♪ : song you're listening to

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 11:07:11 -0400

♪ : song you're listening to
♥ : crush
✔ : single or taken
✖ : virgin/not virgin
☀ : sexual orientation
✌ : favorite color
✄ : height & weight
✞ : religious views
☠ : worst way to die in your opinion
✰ : bestfriend
☢ : most embarrassing moment
❅ : favorite season
♤ : pet peeves
☃ : post a picture of yourself
♊ : zodiac sign

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Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:46:16 -0400

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Tue, 24 Jul 2012 03:21:01 -0400

It is going to comeback!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.myspace.com ...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:09:43 -0400

It is going to comeback!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.myspace.com

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Thu, 10 May 2012 13:10:04 -0400