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The Blog of Zach Francis

Amateur sommelier, fashion connoisseur, gourmet food lover, film aficionado, Jazz listener, twin, thespian, singer, dancer, classy... little bit of this and a little bit of that

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
melissaanelli:

“IF ROMNEY WINS, I DIE” - Big Bird. Thanks @newsweek

melissaanelli:

“IF ROMNEY WINS, I DIE” - Big Bird. Thanks @newsweek

(Source: a-picture-perfect-world)

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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you ever miss someone so much…someone who you truly care about, and always wonder what they are doing, thinking, feeling, etc… Someone who you wish you could be with, but distance is the factor keeping you both apart from each other. Distance is the one thing that keeps you guessing whether or not they are still even interested in you, or whether or not they are with someone else… Its hard, harder than one would think to go down an endless road of wondering, and guessing constantly to the point where it drives you mad! But in the end, you look at yourself, and you take one look at her and realize that everything, the struggle and the pain is worth it.

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I honestly don’t know what to do, I feel like I am in the awkward (and heartache-ing) situation where I might like someone more than they like me… especially when you are distanced from each other it is always hard to tell….but it is starting to seem more and more true, that I do like her more than she likes me (hell, that is if she still even likes me?!?). I don’t know, perhaps I am going crazy or maybe i’m entirely sane. But when you like someone so much and you truly know how great they are, being “crazy” sort of just goes out the window (it is entirely arbitrary at this point)…right? Being crazy sort of comes with the “job” (the job of liking or loving someone, but in my case its “like”, lets not jump the gun here!) We shall see how things pan out…!

Ask away.

0. Height
1.Virgin?
2.Shoe Size
3.Do you Smoke?
4.Do you Drink?
5.Do you take drugs?
6.Age you get mistaken for
7.Have Tattoos?
8.Want any tattoos?
9.Got any Piercings?
10.Want any Piercings?
11.Best friend?
12.Relationship status
13.Biggest turn ons
14.Biggest turn offs
15.Favorite Movie
16.I’ll love you if
17.Someone you miss
18.Most traumatic experience
19.A fact about your personality
20.What I hate most about myself
21.What I love most about myself
22.What I want to be when I get older
23.My relationship with my sibling(s)
24.My relationship with my parent(s)
25.My idea of a perfect date
26.My biggest pet peeves
27.A description of the girl/boy I like
28.A description of the person I dislike the most
29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30.What I hate the most about work/school
31.What your last text message says
32.What words upset me the most
33.What words make me feel the best about myself
34.What I find attractive in women
35.What I find attractive in men
36.Where I would like to live
37.One of my insecurities
38.My childhood career choice
39.My favorite ice cream flavor
40.Who wish I could be
41.Where I want to be right now
42.The last thing I ate
43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44.A random fact about anything
PLEASE ASK MEEEEE

I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.

F. Scott Fitzgerald  (via liveandletlive)

(Source: thevoicesinsideher, via andinshort-iwasafraid)

I’m never going to give up on her…

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